標題: FOR FUN [打印本頁] 作者: NoOK 時間: 2011-7-30 20:01:17 標題: FOR FUN
An airhead goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer
starts with the basics. "So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?"
The airhead counts carefully on her fingers for half a minute before
replying. "Um ... 22."
The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice.
" And can you tell us your height, please?"
The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her
handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top
of her head. She checks the
measurement and announces, "Five foot two!"
This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics;
something the she won't have to count, measure, or lookup. "Just to
confirm for our records, your name please?"
The airhead bobs her head from side to side for about fifteen seconds,
mouthing something silently to herself, before
replying, "Jenny!"
The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks, "What
were you doing when I asked you your name?"
"Oh, that!" replies the airhead," I was just running through that song,
'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear...'"